About Us

 
  


Alright so you are wondering
why you should join the Archers? 
That's Simple!



The Band of the Red Hand Archers!!!



The title itself calls for reverance and
respect. The Archer division is by far 
the best of the three here in the band. We
have the most women, but also the best
guys. If you are a woman then you know
it's the place to join since we all know
that women are the best! And if you are
a guy you have got to realize the perks
of being surrounded by women. You would be 
a commodity with all the women and be 
accompanied by men instead of cavalry
boys or infantry infants.



Now we also get a really awesome bow,
which you can name once you reach 
the rank of Lieutenant. It is always
best to fight from a distance, 
giving you more chances to kill the enemy
before they get to you. And this way 
you are not putting poor horses in danger.
They can continue to flock freely like my
Pegasi instead of being dragged into a 
bloody battle. You also don’t have to 
wear heavy armor or dig latrines like the 
infants.



Now if you are any type of prankster 
you will definately fit in with us the
best. One of our members just won the 
Trickster of the year award, so that 
tells you that you will be in store for 
lots of fun. We are also the most 
active division. We might not have 
the largest number, but we work our tail
off, posting and raising through the ranks 
with speed. In the last promotions over 
half of them were from the Archer 
Division. We are also the smartest division. 
We have learned to outsmart some spot fines 
and come up with some really good ones as well.



We have a great bunch of people ranging 
from the most awesome Icon Fairy, Queen
of Pegasi, Queen of Sporks and Lord 
Pudding. Yes that's right we got Cuma,
the Lord of the most holy snack packs! 
We are also the only division to have had 
our very own minion. As well as have two 
people switch divisions to join our lovely ranks. 
And the most important reason to join the 
Archers is the divisional drink! The Infants
have a nasty "Guinfantry" that only someone
without taste buds would try. And the Cavalry
they have the vile tasting Bandy, that even
the Marshal General swears off. But us Archers, 
we have Flaming Shots!! It is the coolest
looking and best tasting divisional drink. 
And you can have your own once you sign up 
for the Awesome Archers; the division that 
has the most fun, greatest drinks,and is 
the most active!



*Holds out your very own flaming shot*